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- (917): You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
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- (248): No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
- (386): At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
- (201): I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
- (314): hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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